Saint Barbara’s Passion

Saint Barbara, trapped by anti-Christian Romans,
Having, for reasons obvious, decreed three windows in her house instead of two,
KA-POW, by the power of prayer could knock down walls,
SWHIRSH, could transport herself to a high mountain peak,
Where were two shepherds tending their flocks.
But when shepherd #2 betrayed her,
KERLFFF, he was turned to stone,
And FSSR-FLSSR, his flock was turned to locusts,
All by her divine grace.

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